Take a look at these two 11-year olds with their high-top pumps, Raybans and stonewashed jeans, posing in front of a Mercedes. Here’s a spoiler for you: You will never be this cool.

I’ll let that sink in.

Meanwhile, let me tell you that during Big Shots these small dudes wander around notorious ghetto, get robbed by a thugs, steal a car with a body in its trunk, rob a pawn shop at gunpoint, attack a police officer and evade from them with the stolen car and drive it to another state whilst being targeted by two hit men. Plus, remember what I said about the clothes?

See, told you wouldn’t ever be this cool.

80s-o-meter: 90%

Total: 71%