Bail Out (1989) is a direct-to-video action-comedy that showcases David Hasselhoff in a role reminiscent of his iconic Michael Knight persona, albeit with a slightly edgier twist. The film follows three Los Angeles bounty hunters tasked with protecting heiress Annette “Nettie” Ridgeway (Linda Blair) after her ex-boyfriend, linked to a drug cartel, is murdered. When Nettie is abducted and taken to the cartel’s Mexican hideout, the trio embarks on a mission to rescue her before she can testify against her ex’s killers.

Directed by renowned stunt coordinator Max Kleven, the film delivers a series of action sequences that, while entertaining, often border on the absurd. Hasselhoff’s performance is marked by his signature smirk and charm, though it doesn’t deviate much from his established screen persona. Linda Blair’s portrayal is serviceable, but it doesn’t really stand out as a highlight in her career. The film’s made-for-TV aesthetic is evident, with minimal effort invested in character development or plot depth.

Despite its shortcomings, Bail Out offers a certain cheesy charm that may appeal to fans of late ‘80s action comedies. The film doesn’t take itself too seriously, embracing its role as a generic, entertaining romp. For viewers seeking a nostalgic trip into the realm of forgotten, campy cinema, this movie provides a lighthearted and amusing experience.

80s-o-meter: 95%

Total: 60%