The same gimmicky, cutesy-wutesy Bruce Willis’ baby-wayby talk that made this movie a box office hit now feels out of place and disruptive in an otherwise semi-decent romantic comedy.
80s-o-meter: 92%
Total: 58%
The same gimmicky, cutesy-wutesy Bruce Willis’ baby-wayby talk that made this movie a box office hit now feels out of place and disruptive in an otherwise semi-decent romantic comedy.
80s-o-meter: 92%
Total: 58%
An unique war movie where no guns are fired, Streamers follows a few soldiers stuck in a barracks – a simile of a limbo between their past and the future in Vietnam.
80s-o-meter: 75%
Total: 94%
A tribute to Rowlands’ is exceptional silver screen presence and talent, Gloria is a blunt yet heartful depiction of a friendship between a woman and a kid left orphaned by the mob.
80s-o-meter: 58%
Total: 90%
Clash of the Titans is a very 60s, Jason-and-the-Argonauts like take on the greek mythology that relies far too heavily on its outdated and unconvincing stop motion effects.
80s-o-meter: 8%
Total: 32%
Bo Derek’s 1989 film wastes kilometres of good celluloid, beautiful locations, Anthony Quinn’s acting talent and about 90 minutes of your life you’ll never get back.
80s-o-meter: 60%
Total: 0%
This Girl for Hire brings elements from film noir movies and pulp fiction to modern age in this a bit tame and sapless but yet somehow intriguing made-for-a-TV movie.
80s-o-meter: 75%
Total: 70%
An adequate dramatisation of a great book, 2010 fares well as a standalone 80s scifi, but is nowhere as ground-breaking in its vision as its landmark 1968 predecessor.
80s-o-meter: 88%
Total: 81%
Continuing in the vein of The Thing (1982), The Hidden is a stylish, tight-paced action gem that time forgot – but should definitely top your list of 80s scifi movies to see.
80s-o-meter: 92%
Total: 93%
A genetically engineered cat with a hairy mutant living in its throat wreaks havoc on a luxury yacht in Uninvited, a so-bad-it’s-entertaining, top notch turdfest of a movie!
80s-o-meter: 92%
Total: 87%
If you can stomach all the medieval unpleasantness and decadence Paul Verhoeven rubs your nose to, Flesh+Blood is a valiant effort in originality, and a truly unique experience unlike any other movie.
80s-o-meter: 48%
Total: 78%
A lawyer – renegade buddy cop movie successfully mixes together courthouse drama, action and thriller, but lacks that extra little something ingredient to really become a classic.
80s-o-meter: 92%
Total: 85%
It might be a bit clumsy and lacking in the FX department, but compared to the stuffy early 80s slasher scene, Death Valley’s Hitchcockian take on the serial killer on the loose feels like a breath of fresh air.
80s-o-meter: 75%
Total: 81%
Movie number #600 – a VHS tape this time around – seems like a good moment to talk the home video revolution that took place in the 1980s. Both already released during the mid seventies, it was only in the early 80s that VHS and Betamax became cheap enough to manufacture and to purchase to really became household items. Video rental shops started popping up on every street corner, allowing people to rent out their favourite films and watch them back home at their own pace, any day of the week. Prior to this, if you didn’t own a 8mm or 16mm film projector, the only way to see a movie was to go to a theatre when it was released or catch it a few years later when in was broadcast on a TV.
Home movie watching is so commonplace today that it’s hard to fathom a world without being able to do so and the change was nothing less than a revolution in the film history. Additionally, the whole VCR thing fundamentally changed the way movies could be shot, produced and distributed. Although the aim in most cases was always to get a proper theatre release, by the mid 80s the user base for home movies was so vast that movies could also be released as direct-to-video – particularly sequels to known movies – and still make proper cash. Cheaper VCR alternatives to film cameras were released and could be edited in a home studio with equipment worth a few thousand dollars – a fraction of the cost of producing a movie on film. Needless to say, the amount of movies released per year pretty much skyrocketed.
Sure, some these movies were generally of a lower quality, but sometimes also gave big movie studios run for their money, either taking more risks or more often skipping the whole burden called the manuscript, betting on delivering just some unfiltered entertainment. Sometimes the outcome made Hollywood movies look tame, but even more often the movies became horrible failures – but still in a hilarious and entertaing way!
Overall, It’s safe to say these movies were not written to win awards.
Hollywood Cop is a prime example of late 80s direct-to-video movie that obviously takes cues from many big budget films that preceded it. It checks most boxes you’d expect; from fire fights, to car chases, to (well above average) cheesy dialogue. Made with a home video equipment, it’s the kind of movie where you see plenty of clumsy editing and microphone cords hanging from the backside of the jeans as the hero exits the room – and it’s all somehow much more entertaining than it should be.
80s-o-meter: 96%
Total: 76%
Interesting in its way of portraying Stallone as a flawed, vulnerable character, Nighthawks gets the pacing right, but suffers from its typical 70s style just-cut-to-them-credits & what-the-heck-just-happened type of ending.
80s-o-meter: 70%
Total: 63%
Despite being fairly well made, the sequel to the 1979 Black Stallion movie is clearly made for the younger audience to enjoy, while adults will find their mind wandering away from the movie more often than not
80s-o-meter: 49%
Total: 45%
I do have to praise Scanners for being an interesting concept and a valiant effort to do something different, but the remaining 89 minutes of the movie just never live up to its famous head explosion bit
80s-o-meter: 78%
Total: 68%
Charles Heston’s western adventure in an outdated 1950’s style, The Mountain Men has some surprising – although limited – old time charm to it, and the vast sceneries of Wyoming are a sight to behold
80s-o-meter: 0%
Total: 58%
A refreshingly different sports movie, Personal Best is a very physical – to the extend of being exploitative – movie that concentrates smartly on the characters, instead of the sport itself
80s-o-meter: 50%
Total: 71%
A Richard Pryor movie with some extraterrestrial strong man also starring in it, Superman III is an unfocused, uninspired mess that tries too much to mix in a bit of everything
80s-o-meter: 80%
Total: 12%