It’s too bad there isn’t a genre called ’You crazy Americans’, shouted out with a heartful laughter in thick east European accent. Because this is the kind of 80s that would fall right into this category.

There’s something special to the cold war comedies of the 80s, seeing all the huge problem just melt away with a little cultural exchange of Vodka and western rock’n’roll.

The Experts earns a 20% baseline score for the movie itself, a 10% bonus for Kelly Preston and additional 9% for just the sheer inanity and stupidity of the whole concept and story and a multiplier of two for being a cold war comedy.

80s-o-meter: 90%

Total: 78%